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Me, Myself & Irene
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| Hank: "You're gonna pick up that butt or do
I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it into your big fat pimply
ay-hole?" RealAudio: 13 KB; Wave: 88 KB |
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| Charlie: "If
I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had
to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with
me?" RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 100 KB |
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| Charlie: "How's
my little guy doin'?" Shonté Jr.: "Strugglin'. This quantum physics is confusing. If I don't buckle down, I'm gonna get myself another B+." RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 104 KB |
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| Hank: "Sound good,
candypants." RealAudio: 5 KB; Wave: 21 KB |
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| Captain: "Why
didn't you take a vacation when Layla left?" Charlie: "Why... why would I? Wives leave their husbands everyday in this country... It's no reason to short change the department... it's not like I had the flue!..." RealAudio: 30 KB; Wave: 214 KB |
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| Charlie: "But
you said you'd eat whale blubber!" Shonté: "She'll be eating blubber allright, just as soon as I free Willy." RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 100 KB |
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| Hank: "I wasn't
gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lub it up and ease it
in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman." RealAudio: 20 KB; Wave: 144 KB |
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| Charlie: "Come
on girl, on to greener pastures!" RealAudio: 18 KB; Wave: 121 KB |
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| Doctor: "It's
a boy!!... Ohh... boy-oy-oyyyh..." RealAudio: 17 KB; Wave: 111 KB |
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| Shonté: "You
think just coz I'm small you can just push me around? Well, come on my friend,
lets boogie, I'm gonna give you a little lesson in low center of gravity!" RealAudio: 18 KB; Wave: 125 KB |
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| Charlie: "I've
never said anything remotely racist!" Shonté: "Oooh, so it's the little people thing, than??" RealAudio: 13 KB; Wave: 80 KB |
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| Hank: "Name's
Hank, Hank Evans... for the little girrls!" RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 92 KB |
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| Hank: "Well, fuck
my ozone!" RealAudio: 5 KB; Wave: 28 KB |
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| Charlie: "I'm,
I'm probably just being paranoid here, but I get the feeling that the entire
town is laughing at me behind my back!" Priest: "Charlie?! Is that you??" RealAudio: 28 KB; Wave: 205 KB |
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| Charlie: "I have
to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal." Irene: "What's it called?" Charlie: "Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage." RealAudio: 26 KB; Wave: 181 KB |
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| Hank: "Look, I'm
not here to twist your nibblets, I'm here to save your life, but if I'm
gonna do that I'll need total unianonanymity." RealAudio: 17 KB; Wave: 107 KB |
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| Charlie: "Hey,
cut it! Stop it now! Sir!!" Shonté: "Don't patronize me with that 'Sir' crap!!" RealAudio: 13 KB; Wave: 84 KB |
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| Hank: "You know,
I think you're a very special unit." Irene: "That's sweet." Hank: "I hope we get to know each other better." Irene: "Yeah, me too." Hank: "Do you swallow?" RealAudio: 24 KB; Wave: 180 KB |
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| Hank: "I feel
your fear. It's coming through like static on my heart radio." RealAudio: 11 KB; Wave: 67 KB |
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| Hank: "Look...
just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone." RealAudio: 13 KB; Wave: 80 KB |
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| Hank: "Vagiclean,
uh? What's the matter honey, a little extra cheese on the taco?" RealAudio: 13 KB; Wave: 76 KB |
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| Irene: "Calling
that cop was unbelievably stupid!" Hank: "Woa, woa, woa, wooa. Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself." RealAudio: 28 KB; Wave: 207 KB |
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| Hank: "Yeah, I'm
talking to you, you toxic waste of life." RealAudio: 7 KB; Wave: 34 KB |
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| Charlie: "Wow... it's so... Wow!!!" RealAudio: 20 KB; Wave: 141 KB |
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