Help please

[cotton]

Can somebody please translate this for me?
Thanks!

[fluffy]

i can guess what the things are but not why they are listed..........

it's the costs of stuff like ski lessons... personal trainer......a bodyguard........ first class flights...etc etc.........................
is datterren, daughter????...........who knows..............and why would someone bother to list the items anyway????..........how odd....

fluffy

[cotton]

Yea I figured those out. I want to know the rest.

That is my reciept BTW. Yeah right!lol That is Jims reciept.

[quirky]

My massages are free.

[TNPihl]

It is Danish. I guees from the Se & Hør magazines right?

[quirky]

Bilforsikringer = Herring

Undervisningsgebyr = bikini wax

Toj = frog legs