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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:34 pm

My booty recovered.

I think I have an idea for the doctor.

I'll go in and say, "Doctor, by COMPLETE accident I discovered the MIRACLE cure for depression. This is revolutionary! Call the papers!"

And then I'll whip out a pint of Haagen Dazs and say, "Here it is!"
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:45 pm

There ya go! Fly with it!
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:48 pm

"And Doctor....the BEST part is, the only side effects are a larger butt and an extra chin!!!"
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Postby fluffy » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:11 pm

and oh so delicious too..................yummy.............go for pralines and cream..........maaaaan!............that's good stuff...........lol....

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Postby Jimenem » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:16 pm

Lol :lol: I could live with those side effects.
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:37 pm

Ya know....the side effects of the FOUR #$%#$@%^ different meds I'm on are pretty scary.

One of them is weight gain. But I've lost 15 pounds. My new pants don't fit anymore.

That's A O. K. with me!!!
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Postby fluffy » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:48 pm

see it as a small benefit then...............that's over a stone.........that's a great start if you want it to continue..........wow!!

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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:06 pm

I have become adddicted to golden delicious apples...from the Hilander.

Although, I must confess I had cherry/vanilla Haagen Dazs for breakfast.

Waffles, pancakes, eggs, cereal etc. - all overrated.

And I was legitimately rationalizing: "it has fruit in it...."
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:55 pm

It does have fruit in it. And milk too! It was rightly justified.
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Postby quirky » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:01 pm

Guess who was all smiles yesterday?

My doctor!

He prescribed more meds to counteract the side effects of the meds I'm on. Now I''m waiting to see what side effects the side effect countering meds have.

And when I got home I discovered that YET AGAIN he has forgotten to prescribe one med. So I have to call Monday and MAN I don't wanna drive six hours again!!! :x
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Postby Jimenem » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:56 pm

It's a SIX hour drive to your doctor!! Wow, isn't there one closer?
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:12 pm

can't he post the prescription to you...............?

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Postby justfacts » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:22 pm

quirky wrote:Waffles, pancakes, eggs, cereal etc. - all overrated.


My son's doctor says that breakfast is just the time that you eat its not the food... the so called breakfast food is so that certain companies cam make $$$
So be free and eat what ever you want and call it Breakfast
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Postby quirky » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:43 pm

fluffy wrote:can't he post the prescription to you...............?

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No. And guess what? I just discovered that he didn't prescribe a med he did last time. And it's kind of an important one. I think it was an oversight.
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Side effects...

Postby wonderbunny » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:08 am

I was given a 'magic' pill to cure my depression and wow... I gained 100 in 6 months. I assume the lithium (salt based medication triggered the pituitary gland) food was the only pleasure I could find. And even that was subject to discussion as my taste buds were destroyed. So I lost 60 pounds and then the doctor wanted to try a different med and then I gained another 40lbs. Its so frustrating. So I guess I'll just be a chubby happy bunny. A bit like Clover from Bambi. Hey Thumper!
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