Do you think this song is stupid?

[cotton]

I think it is dumb but I want to know what others think.

The only singing is the chorus part otherwise it is all spoken

Wet Dream~Kip Addotta

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was
overheating
So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay
pal?"

While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the oyster
bar -- a real dive
But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!!!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring

CHORUS:
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream...

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side -- heavy on the
mako
I slipped him a fin -- on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids -- for the
halibut

Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal --
what sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna -- "Salmon Chanted
Evening"
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving ME the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, and seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank A LOT...
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "GREAT!!! Let's get tanked!"

CHORUS

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"

And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking
haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling
around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, 'cuz he was
already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"

CHORUS

Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams

CHORUS
CHORUS/FADE

[MissGahanannaStrikesAgain]

LOL! This is classic!!!! Woo-ha!!!!!!!!!!!

[mav]

I may have dyslexia...... but of what I could read it's good

[fluffy]

lol.................yeah it's funny.............a classic.....lol

fluffy

[Conor]

its funny....the music video sucks though.

[cotton]

You mean to say there is a video for this thing?

Anybody remember the Fish head video?

[justfacts]

Sadly Cotton I do remember the Fish Head video.... and now I have the stupid stupid song stuck in my head...

[Conor]

You mean to say there is a video for this thing?

yes sadly there is and its really rare to come across. i saw it on an oop video from my library by doctor demento.

[cotton]

Sadly Cotton I do remember the Fish Head video.... and now I have the stupid stupid song stuck in my head...

LOL
me too!
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!

[cotton]

You mean to say there is a video for this thing?

yes sadly there is and its really rare to come across. i saw it on an oop video from my library by doctor demento.

I do not like this song but I do like Dr Demento so I may have to look for this. Thanks!

Matter of fact I have The Dr's cd collection which is where I got this song from

[cotton]

I like this one by Allen Sherman better

Hello Mudda Hello Fadda

Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner;
He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses".

Now I don't want this should scare ya,
But my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy,
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I hate Granada!
Don't leave me in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here ONE WHOLE DAY.

Dearest Father, darling Mother,
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's betta,
Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!

[Conor]

yeah i know that one...thats ones cool..lol


also here is a place to buy the dr demento video......even ebay doesnt have it

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... o&n=507846

[cotton]

Cool! Thanks!

[Conor]

no problem always glad to help