not sure if anyone else writes them. ive only wrote 2. and one of them im rather not post because its a parody of a weird al song called mr. frump and the iron lung. my parody is called mr trump and the hard hard F**K
ill post my parody of elvis's viva las vegas though. i wrote this when i was 11.
Kentucky Fried Chicken
(words by Conor Mahoney)
(Parody Of "Viva Las Vegas" By: Elvis Presley)
KFC gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those legs in the fryer
There's a thousand little chickens waitin' out there
And they're gonna be eaten there parents may care
And I'm just the devil who burnt off his hair
Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kentucky Fried Chicken
How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty thousand chickens on the cranes
'Cause even if there were one hundred more
I wouldn't eat a minute away
Oh, there's big legs and some thighs but not no veel
A chicken killed and eaten in every meal
All you need's an appitite for the biggest meal
Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken with those crispy thighs
And your stomach growlin
All those legs on a crane
Kentucky Fried Chicken turnin' legs into biscuts
Turnin' biscuts into sweet rolls
If you eat it once
You'll never eat the same again
I'm gonna keep on the fun
I'm gonna have me some sweet rolls
Even if it means commit a crime
If I wind up dead well
I'll always remember that I had the biggest thigh
I'm gonna go to burger king thats the spot
Lady luck please let the fries stay hot
Cause im going to burger king not this pot
Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Kentucky, Kentucky Fried Chicken
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That is really good. I love parodies! I had a parody thread once. If you want to hear some really good paraodies for free go to Bobrivers.com and go to their audio vault. These singers sound like the real singers. I don't know how they do this. My favorite songs on there are
The Taliban Can Caught me one handed What if Eminem sang Jingle bells (unscensored version) Antidepressants Free Ballin Mr Magoo Media killed the royality star Etc Etc Last edited by cotton on Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Ok, here's one I wrote when I was 20...and attending a particular church a lot. I still find it funny, but unfortunately, not a lot of folks remember the actual song. The real song was sung by Whitney Houston called "Exhale (Shoop Shoop)". It was on the "Waiting to Exhale" movie soundtrack. I have renamed it "Inhale (Pew Pew)". Here goes:
Everyone farts in church sometimes Sometimes it's wrong When it smells ripe. For every wind That you expell, there comes a point when You will inhale (yeah, yeah, say) [Chorus:] Pew, pew, pew It was you Pew, pew it was you Pew, pew it was you (All you got to say "it was you") Pew, pew, pew It was you Pew, pew it was you Sometimes you'll laugh But you'll want to die Life never tells us The when's or why's When you've got friends to blame the smell You'll find a point when They will inhale (yeah, yeah, say) [Chorus:] Pew, pew, pew It was you Pew, pew it was you Pew, pew it was you (All you got to say "it was you") Pew, pew, pew It was you Pew, pew it was you Wind is often broken And there are words unspoken In your soul you don't want to face the stares If you're searching for someone to blame A familiar face You won't look lame You should look around the room and point at them! [Repeat Verse 2] [Chorus:] Pew, pew, pew It was you Pew, pew it was you Pew, pew it was you (All you got to say "it was you") Pew, pew, pew(feels alright) It was you Pew, pew it was you Yes, I'm a sucker for fart jokes. Always have been, always will. Profound words are not clever. Clever words are not profound. -Verse 81 of the Tao Te Ching
What's the matter, lammy? Never farted before?! Maybe if you'd let all the pent up air out you'd have a sense of humor!!!
...all in good taste, of course. On the real though, let me school you on this one: (Definition) Parody - a humorous or satyrical imitation of a serious piece of literature, musical composition, person, event, etc. Basically, you take a song, any song, and replace the words with those of your choosing, making the song humorous. It's something we all did as kids, I think. Usually mine had something to do with caca, farts, bugers or poop. That was just me though. Seeing as you aren't a big fan of "the farting", you will of course come up with different, but equally funny words. That help ya out? Now let's here one!!! Profound words are not clever. Clever words are not profound. -Verse 81 of the Tao Te Ching
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.............11 you say.......have a gold star!!............lol
