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Postby mav » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:59 am

What would you be or want to be in your next life ?

I originally thought of this from a spiritual point of view, but since not everybody in into it, feel freee to make it fun.
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Postby lammy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:07 am

I would like to be a MAN to treat woman with respect as they deserve...I am disgusted with the kind of men that are on earth now a days...75percent of men SUCK ROYALY!!!

There's nothing like a woman and her love, but unfortunately men don't get how sweet we are and caring we can be-suckssss...
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Postby mav » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:40 am

I've thought so long, but not really sure what I would like to be.
Ideally a life without struggles, but I can't see any that isn't!

Artist, scientist, entrepreneur. All interesting ones.
A charitable entrepreneur sounds good.... bringing education to the masses kind of thing.

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Postby wonderbunny » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:10 am

I want to be a mom. Actually I am already a mom. I think being a woman and a mother is the most precious gift. To give life, nurture, and be able to nurture as a mother and lover is no easy task. It an rarely appreciated role. Conceptually, to bring life into the world is something else! Suckling a small child and then rearing them into little people is an amazing process. You have the ability to become child again, with the wisdom and experience you need to keep you both safe. Want to make some mud pies?
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:29 am

i know this sounds nauseating.............but i'd just like to come back happy and contented........and if that's as a cat or a donkey, so be it.......as long as i'm not something repulsive like a maggot.....lol

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Postby jimliker » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:54 pm

i dont want to be born again....i have experienced enough!!!...lol..this material world is full of pain & miseries. v can never find complete happiness here...."GOD r u listening???"...lol :lol:
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Postby lammy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:26 pm

I bet you being a man is something else. I think knowing that you fathered a child and see them grow is really mind blowing.....Plus, helping your woman with life is breath takingly amazing. I would really LOVE to be a MAN in my next life is there is one! And I bet you I would be wanted by girls cause of my charm,kindness,warm and caring me- :D
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Postby lammy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:28 pm

And if God didn't bless me with a big Penis-then I would improvice- :lol:

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Postby mav » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:02 am

I agree, wonderbunny, being a mom is the most creative thing there is.
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:27 pm

I would want to come back as a Dragon. Or if not. . . Maybe something that could Fly but couldn't be hunted. . . a Bald Eagle!
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Postby Janel » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:18 am

Eagles are super cool!!! 8)
The females look for just the right mate by flying by a male and dropping a twig or stick. If the male can fly fast enough and skilled enough (or if he's interested!!) to catch the stick, the female will mate with it. Then, when it is time for the baby eaglets to learn to fly, they will be gently pushed out of the nest. If they struggle and are heading for harm's way, the male will fly under them and catch them! =D>
Eagles also learn to fly above storms. The only way to do this is to face the storm head-on and catch the currents to take them above the storm where they won't be pummeled. If they turn their backs, the storm will beat them down.....so many life lessons to learn from the eagle.....

If I could return as an animal, I would choose the river otter. They have always been my favorite animal--they play all day and they mate for life! :wink:
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