lol........here's a mini skit from me...
SCENE: A DUSTY OLD CLASSROOM (A BIT LIKE HOGWARTS
)
DAY TIME
CHARACTERS: MISS FLOWERS - ANCIENT ECCENTRIC HEAD TEACHER
FLEUR - MOUSY BOOKWORM PUPIL 10-11
FLEUR IS CRYING IN MISS FLOWERS OFFICE, SHE IS BEING BULLIED AT SCHOOL.
FLEUR: IT'S NOT FAIR, WHY DOES SHE PICK ON ME?
I'VE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO HER, BUT SHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE? i'VE HAD IT!!! I REALLY HAVE!!
MISS FLOWERS: CHILD DRY YOUR EYES, I WILL SHARE WITH YOU A GREAT SECRET OF HOW TO DEAL WITH BULLIES........NOW WHERE HAVE I PUT MY GLASSES?
FLEUR: THEY'RE ON YOUR HEAD.....
MISS FLOWERS: AH YES, NOW WHAT WAS I SAYING?
FLEUR: BULLYING....
MISS FLOWERS: HOLD THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER FOR ME WHILE I GET
THE BOOK DOWN..........
FLEUR:
THE BOOK?
MISS FLOWERS GINGERLY CLIMBS THE STEPS TO THE TOP SHELF AND PULLS DOWN AN ANCIENT, MEDIEVAL LOOKING TOMB........LAYING IT ON THE DESK SHE BLOWS OFF GENERATIONS OF DUST...LEAFING THROUGH IT SHE STOPS AT A MYSTICAL LOOKING SECTION..
MISS FLOWERS: AH YES, THE VERY THING.......THIS MY CHILD WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BULLY.
REACHING INTO HER DESK SHE TAKES OUT A KNIFE WRAPPED IN A CLOTH..
FLEUR STANDS WIDE EYED
MISS FLOWERS CALLS IN THE BULLY
MISS FLOWERS: I'M TOLD YOU HAVE BEEN PERSECUTING THIS POOR CHILD, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?
BULLY STICKS TONGUE OUT AT FLEUR, FLEUR CRIES.
MISS FLOWERS PICKS UP THE KNIFE AND REACHES INTO HER BAG FOR SOMETHING.......
MISS FLOWERS:FLEUR, I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH BULLIES FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL CHILD..
FLEUR STANDS OPEN MOUTHED AS THE BULLY CONTINUES TO PULL FACES BEHIND MISS FLOWERS BACK.
MISS FLOWERS PROCEDES TO PICK UP THE HUGE HEAVY BOOK, IN ONE UNEXPECTED SWIFT MOTION SHE WHACKS THE BULLY ON THE HEAD AND SENDS HER FLYING.
FLEUR STANDS IN SHOCK.
MISS FLOWERS STANDS SMILING AS THE SURPRISED BULLY STAGGERS TO HER FEET.
MISS FLOWERS; GET BACK TO CLASS AND DON'T LET ME HEAR OF YOU BULLYING AGAIN..
HOLDING OUT AN APPLE SHE PICKS UP THE KNIFE AND QUARTERS IT, OFFERING A PIECE TO FLEUR.
FLEUR SHAKES HER HEAD
MISS FLOWERS: NO?.......(CHUCKLES) BACK TO CLASS WITH YOU FLEUR......
FLEUR WALKS TO THE DOOR.
MISS FLOWERS: ......... REMEMBER FLEUR, WORDS
ARE MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD......(WINKS)
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lol....i think Jim would make a great Miss Flowers........