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Postby kasper » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:13 pm

Ugh, this is sad...

I was brushing my teeth the other night... as I was putting my toothbrush up, I looked down into the sink... and there drowning in a small portion of water was a nat. That was about the third time its happened my whole life, and usually I would just wash them down the drain. But... thanks to my curiosity, I stared at it too long... and realized that the poor little thing's life was about to be ended if I didn't save it.
For some reason... I didn't kill it. It crawled on my finger, I laid it on the counter... and went on about my normal life.
Its been on my sink's counter for almost five days. It can't fly, it just walks around all sad-like. It almost drowned again yesterday, but I noticed and saved it again. I even put lettuce up there for it :|

I feel so sorry for this little thing. I've even named it now, lol. But something inside me wishes that someone would go in there and smash the thing and not tell me about it. I don't like having a responsibility over a nat. I wouldn't kill it because I didn't save it by what was GOING to happen, to kill it by my own hand.

Sadness... just thought I'd share ;)
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Postby quirky » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:15 pm

Um....you didn't say what you named the gnat.
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Postby kasper » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:22 pm

Darie. Its ridiculous. I don't know if its a boy or a girl... or if they even have a gender...lol. I named it that because it goes for Darla and Darren. I guess.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:23 pm

lol..........take it outside so it can find a leaf...........it needs to feel fresh air on it's face..........lol........

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Postby quirky » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:27 pm

I'll be right over with my magnifying glass.[/quote]
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Postby george » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:27 pm

what is a nat? like a bug f.e.?
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:29 pm

Ewwww, they bite and spread diseases. I'd have killed it right away. They hurt when they bite!

A Gnat is a little flying bug, george. Horrible things.
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Postby kasper » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:29 pm

lol..........take it outside so it can find a leaf...........it needs to feel fresh air on it's face..........lol.........


Haha, and make it a little leash out of string.
No, that might result in a terrible disaster. I'll pass on even getting near it ;) I might have a sudden urge to murder it.
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Postby kasper » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:30 pm

thecablegal wrote:Ewwww, they bite and spread diseases. I'd have killed it right away. They hurt when they bite!


One of those really small ones? The annoying bugs that fly around your head why your trying to eat? Ewwww.

Someone kill it for me!!!
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:34 pm

Yep! We get thousands of them in the summer! They are bloody horrible!
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Postby quirky » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:03 am

Shoot it! It's a disease-spreading dangergnat!
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Postby kasper » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:11 am

LOL! Aww, poor thing.
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Postby thecablegal » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:13 am

You won't say that when you're a walking red boil, cos it's bitten you! :lol:
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Postby kasper » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:14 am

There so small though. I don't see how you could even tell if it bit you.
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Postby thecablegal » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:16 am

Believe me, you'd know.

Ants bite, and they are tiny. I'd more than likely have an allergic reaction, since I'm allergic to practically everything.
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