I just heard this an hour ago, thought it was a hoax. I "googled" it and found out it was true. Damn, man. What a drag. He was an absolute genius stand-up comic.
When asked we he thought he wasn't a household name, Mitch replied, "Because all of my fans live in apartments."
"When people hand me flyers it's like they're saying 'Here, you throw this away.'"
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. "
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. "
"My friend was walking down the street and he said, "I hear music." As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work"
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." "
"I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."