Nobody ask my question

[Sarah]

Let me put it again. I guess you didnt understand.<br><br>Do you throw farts? Just answer yes or no. Its simple. <p></p><i></i>

[cableclair]

I think everyone OBVIOUSLY answers yes. :-P.<br><br>But not at people. <br><br>Unless I really really hate them. <p>cableclair<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.soiledmypants.com">www.soiledmypants.com</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><-- my site<br>Failure isn't failure unless you give up...</p><i></i>

[unquirked]

farts. I allow them.<br><br>Sometimes, in a crowded room for instance, I don't ALLOW them. I make a subtle exodus into, say, a hallway or something, where I find them more permissible.<br><br>I "throw" DARTS, though, if that will make me seem more accessible. <p></p><i></i>

[cotton]

<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_9.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_6.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_105.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_16.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub76.ezboard.com/bjcomessageboard.showUserPublicProfile?gid=cotton@jcomessageboard>cotton</A> at: 4/17/04 11:36 pm<br></i>

[Canadian Jayne]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>that's excellent.<br>What's this <br>Ready, Aim, Fire!!!!!?????<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>This was my laugh for the day. <p></p><i></i>

[Canadian Jayne]

"My fiance farts on my head, just to be funny"
I had to chastise her fiance with a straight face.
"stop farting on ----'s head, or you'll have the wrath of Mom on yours.
He just laughed at me and looked a little remorseful as he laughed.
He has never been around when I've done an SBD.

[quirky]

I rarely fart. Very rarely. I'm sure it's a problem. People are supposed to fart.

[Canadian Jayne]

You are so lucky, what do you eat??
You must have a great immune system or you burp instead.
What is your secret?

[quirky]

I eat anything I want. But I avoid excessive green peppers because they give me heartburn.

I don't know if it's good not to fart. Maybe I'm so anal retentive when I'm awake that I do all my farting in my sleep. I hope so, because we're supposed to fart for colon health.

[Conor]

please tell me someone banned her.

this topic is completly stupid.