All your favourite Jim Carrey movie quotes?

[Lana]

all of them .specially ESOTSM & LSASOUE. i kinda memorize a lot of quotes from both of those movies.

[Conor]

i love to quote the under the table scene



Clementine: *lifs up pants*
joel: eww.......




lololl

[*lion girl*]

I definitely love liar liar! It is so very funny, especially thise;

- what a lovely picture (clik clik) DELETED!
- whit my mind on my money, and my money on my mind.
- THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!
- Ding ding ding, what do we got for her Jhonny?
- I'm kicking my ass you you mind?!
- here she comes to wreak the daay!

And I LOVE the deleted scenes at the end of the movie!!!

[Conor]

as yu can see my favorite quotes are in my signature


Bumble Bee Tuna- Ace Ventura
ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN! - Ace Ventura
Gravy!- Ace Ventura
THREE DARTS IS TOO MUCH! - Ace Ventura
Do I Have Somthing In My Teeth? - Ace Ventura
THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE! - Liar Liar


i got 2 more to add

P-A-R-T- Y? because i gotta- the mask
hes one funny motherfucker-Me, Myself & Irene

[samurai_cable]

Great quotes everyone! I found myself saying Cripes a lot after watching Dumb and Dumber. More from D&D:

L:Suck me sideways!

H:I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.

H:We went skiing and we built a snowman... when we were sitting, she touched my leg.
L:Alright, kill him!

*after watching a tv programme about the blind kid and his dead bird*
M: Who are these sick people?

H: Nice pair of hooters you've got there.
M: *offended* Excuse me?

H: Once we made a bulldog and a shitzu.... we called it a bullshit.

L: I fell off the jetway again.

And many more...

Ace Ventura 2: Guano bowls.... collect the whole set~

[Conor]

i love suck ME sideways