A funny thing happened.....

[Canadian Jayne]

A recent local New grocery store was
Opening today in the area
After getting some good deals
I strolled my groceries to the exit
A Radio station was just packing
and I was enjoying the music while
it lasted the choc bar I just purchased
Dropped off my backpack to the floor
I picked it up noticing a bag under a bench
The DJ packed up walked to car and looked
Like he was leaving, the bag was still under bench

[Canadian Jayne]

I threw my backpack on
Picked up groceries and hurried to
Tap on the window to let him know about the bag
As I tapped ,the weight from groceries in bag and
Backed pack pulled me down as my foot buckled
Pulling ne down to ground
All I could think of was the scene
In fun with Dick and Jane where Jim falls
Down in a grocery store Gets up and says
"IM OK IM OK"
And trying to let guy know about left bag

[Canadian Jayne]

As i got up leaning on my umbrella and laughing
I explained why I tapped on the window
As he was pulling out
He kept asking if i was OK
Laughing "yes,yes im ok
As he explained
The bag was not his

[Canadian Jayne]

Oopsey maybe it
Was tea that fell
I knew it was someone in the movie
Tea actually got hurt in that scene