Do you think this man gives Jim nightmares?

[cotton]

This is E.L. Woody. He calls himself King of the Paparazzi. If there is one Paparazzo to hate it is him. He has been following Jim for years now. He is also the star of Celebrities Uncensored on E!.

If you want you can go on his messageboard and give him a piece of your mind. Here is the losers link.
http://www.elwoody.com/sys-tmpl/messageboard/

[FutureStar1977]

LMAO...you should have seen the message that I put on the board! I seriously doubt that he will keep it on his board since I totally went off on him...but at least I got to say what I had to say.

In case he deletes the post, I will put here what I said so you can read it:

"I've heard you take pics of Jim Carrey. I know he hate the paparazzi as I am sure you are aware of too.

I just don't know how you sleep at night being a professional stalker. Why don't you get a REAL photography career and stop infringing on their privacy?

ANYONE can sit in a car, wait to see a famous person, take picture, and sell it. How fucking hard is that? Get a real photography job and stop being disrespectful."

Then there is a space where you have to put your email address. So I put "not-telling-you@yahoo.com" LMAO

By the way...that man would give me nightmares just by how he looks.

[cotton]

I LIKE THAT!!! Cool "email" name!lol

[carreyd away]

I love how these bastards have the balls to hunt down celebrities, stalk them like wild game, yell at them to get a reaction shot (or a lawsuit) and act as though it's perfectly fine to do so. They feel that they have the "right" to take a famous person's picture without their permission by stating that because they are celebrities that their images are public property. But then they SELL THEIR PHOTOS of said celebrities and put "copyright" symbols on their photos so you can't use them without their permission or paying an inflated sum. Hypocritical? You betcha! These parasites sit in vehicles with tinted windows and follow people back to their homes and crawl through their yards to take photos through people's windows. The police cannot take action on them until they are actually caught breaking the law, simply following a person in the car is not illegal per se, but trespassing is. So then the bastards get these high powered lenses so they can pop up over a fence and shoot from long distances. It's insanity! As long as the tabloids keep buying their photos they keep taking them.

I know of a couple of people who are very well known got a bit of revenge on Mr Woody. He usually travels with a still camera and a video camera. A guy I know who is a well known celebrity got one of his friends who Woody hadn't yet ID'd as one of his entourage to walk along the sidewalk as Woody and his companion were hiding outside a restaurant they were eating at. The friend walked over to a neighboring store and bought some fruit punch and some "super soaker" water guns and filled the guns with the sticky fruit punch. He then put them in a bag and walked back into the restaurant. Two of my friend's friends walked in front of the him and when Woody and his lackey jumped out to badger him with rude comments they blasted their lenses before they could pull them away. It was hysterical! He threatened to sue but never did. My friend (whose name I'd rather not say for obvious reasons) said that they also take chapstick and smear it on their lenses, or take mini flashlights or laser pointers and shine them through the lens so it ruins the photos. It's hard though when you've got 4 or 5 of them circling you without warning, coming at you at all angles. That's why he always has accomplices to block the idiots.

I would hate to have to be constantly looking over my shoulder to see if I'm being followed... what a creepy feeling. I think a bunch of us should start following E.L. Woody around and give him a taste of his own medicine!

[jims_lost_daughter]

hed give me nightmares lol

[jimlover]

hey i have seen him on e online CELIBRITY UNCENSORED.

[samurai_cable]

*shivers* he does look creepy....

Lol!! I like the chapstick and lense thing If they were taking pictures of celebrities... the only nice way it could work is that if they asked permission....... but then again... who would nowadays? I guess all they care about is just getting their job done... earn some money... and crap like that. I think I've seen this guy on Tv as well. I saw another show where they went into detail how they get the information about where the celebs would show up. They'd drive to some place, get a good view and stuff. During the show, the security guards of the parking lot told them to leave, lol. Then they bring the photoes back to their workplace, call up some people; they pay big bucks for these pictures!!! forgot how much... but it's worth a lot.... if magazines agree to use them and stuff... *sigh* hypocritical they are.

[cotton]

I love the clip they showed on Celebrities Uncensored of Jim, Jane and Lauren at the game. The Mascot(A Paparazzo guy) walked up to Jim and started harrassing him and Jane(who was about 8 at the time) jumped on top of the guy and started beating him up and Jim had to pull her off him.LOL

[quirky]

The friend walked over to a neighboring store and bought some fruit punch and some "super soaker" water guns and filled the guns with the sticky fruit punch. He then put them in a bag and walked back into the restaurant. Two of my friend's friends walked in front of the him and when Woody and his lackey jumped out to badger him with rude comments they blasted their lenses before they could pull them away. It was hysterical!

You just made me laugh so hard it was difficult to swallow my drink of coffee and little tears squeezed out my closed eyes.

Fruit punch is perfectly sticky icky. Sweet justice. Sweet justice!

I enjoyed the movie "Paparazzi". It's kind of a revenge flick.

Celebrities make a lot of money...but honestly...it would take a lot of money to be so willingly stripped of one's privacy.

[jimliker]

i have also given him a message on his board :


"Subject: a remark about ur work & peaceful advice

Date: Tue Mar 15 00:30

Author: peace maker (usuck@yahoo.com)



well i have seen ur works on Celebrity Uncensored & all i can say is "U SUCK".

Here is a peaceful advice to u "GET UR ASS OFF FROM BOTHERING CELEBERITIES" (I am talking with my ass right now)"

[xmassmurdere]

haha i have also posted on that cursed man's board!!!
what doesnt surprise me and pisses me off is that people are actually willing to buy it from him.... did i mention people like his work....
**shivers**

[cotton]

I don't see your post on there,xmassmurdere. What is it called?