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Postby Cheryl Anna » Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:55 pm

Please look at the monthly spew, especially the one left by Anna(me) on June 1. It lists ten items. <p></p><i></i>
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Postby phantom » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:17 am

If i'v th epowes of God for a day, i will make people a less more serious. I will make them laugh a little more, and that makes a less war, don't you think. <p></p><i></i>
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Postby swingbaby » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:51 pm

Wow, If I could be God for a day I would:<br><br>1. Bring back my Dad and Grandpa. (i miss them!)<br><br>2. Make homelessness a distant memory.<br><br>3. Give Jimbo 10 Oscars. (although he doesn't need them, WE know he deserves them.)<br><br>4. Remove cancer, MS, Aids, etc. Truly healthy beings we'd be.<br><br>5. STOP stupid wars and stupid people who start them.<br><br>6. (getting selfish now) A nice vacation home on Marjorca.<br><br>7. A penthouse in Vegas. Woohoo baby, i love that town!<br><br>8. Make Jim kiss me. Oh wait, free will clause.<br><br>9. Remove free will clause!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>10. Just one kiss from JC, that's ALL I'm asking for!!<br><br>--mary <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br>Peter Appleton: I can't stand this constant nagging. I'm leaving you, Jerry. I'm leaving you -- and I'm taking the monkey with me.</p><i></i>
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Postby Cheryl Anna » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:33 pm

I would like to add to my spew:<br>11. remove spam from the internet.<br>12. stop junk mail in my mail box outside.<br>13. tell the dog not to roll in the dirt after she get's a bath.<br>14. Make the summer not so darn hot (I live in Southern California)<br>15. stop prices from going up.<br>16 reduce veterinarian costs<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Postby Cheryl Anna » Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:33 pm

Hello! Cheryl Anna here again! I left the first entry. I just thought I'd write down the spew I left on June 1-<br>1. Find the cure for all brain diseases particularly Cerebellar Ataxia (which I've had for twenty years, since I was 17).<br>2. Those who have had to be handicapped will never get old (none of this wrinkle and grey hair stuff).<br>3. No more jury duty summons-especially if you doctor has written on a summons-permanent handicap (I still get one every June).<br>4. Everyone who has had to tolerate becoming handicapped for 20 years shall win the lottery, or come into some other wealth, and never have to worry about money again.<br>5. Everyone who had been handicapped will have free maid service for a lifetime.<br>6. My true-love, the man of my dreams, will ring my doorbell.<br>7. My dog, who is 12, shall live forever.<br>8. All of my friends get three wishes.<br>9. There will be peace and harmony in the world.<br>10. There will be no more prejudice. <p></p><i></i>
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