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Postby JT Carrey » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:18 pm

mommy, what is that man doing in your bed? oh nothing, we're looking for the remote for the tv darling
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"I was sitting back in my chair thinking 'this can't be about urine'" - Jim talking about the musical Urinetown :D
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Postby thecablegal » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:55 pm

i apologise for being such a bitch on here, it just hasn't been my week this week at all! theres stuff goin on, and stupid things are bothering me!!! sorry again!

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Postby JT Carrey » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:56 pm

don't worry, my life sucks and I still try to think about positive things, it's what keeps you alive
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:17 pm

or even
mommy what's that man doing to you with the remote control?

ahum well..
Cablegal, don't worry! no problem mon!
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Postby JT Carrey » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:33 pm

LOL

mommy why is he fighting with you? why are you smiling? why are you two sweating like crazy? MOMMY!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:48 pm

mommy why does that man have a remote control like thingy between his legs?
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Postby JT Carrey » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:55 pm

lol it's flat?
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:08 pm

it's hard..and long
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:09 pm

atleast the one to my tv...I mean some are very flat very wide and utterly non fallos like
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Postby JT Carrey » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:22 pm

;) oh!
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:35 pm

shall we continue our story? we're close to the kiss
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Postby JT Carrey » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:16 pm

you start :P
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:34 pm

Jim and I were so close, his lips so near mine, I let my hands slide underneath his shirt, feeling his strong chest,
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Postby JT Carrey » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:45 pm

he let out a sexy smooth sigh as I touched his chest, and he flexed his arm and held my head closer to his
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Postby Sleeves » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:50 pm

His lips parted and I moved in for the kill, kissing him softly on the lips then slowly retrieving,
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